By brookeliah on Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

Listen, unlike you, Jane Austen, I will never take to the bed. Giving in to feelings is for rich people. Regular people just have to get up, get drunk, and go fulfill their babysitting duties… Look, this is my pattern, okay? I fall for the wrong guy, I find out they’re with a girl, a bottle, or a needle, and I move on. And sometimes I use a bottle to help me do it, or a needle, or a girl. But when I’m done, I’m done.

2 Broke Girls 1x09, “And the Really Petty Cash”

(via copsandwriters)

By brookeliah on Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

“So it’s you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.”

(via mr-e)

Book Search

By brookeliah on Friday, January 27th, 2012

Okay so I really want to read Catching Fire after falling in fucking love with The Hunger Games and I dedicated the whole day to looking for Catching Fire and Mockingjay on the South Coast.

I checked Big W where they said they had a copy of each for $11 but they didn’t know where they were. I looked for at least half an hour everywhere for them and couldn’t find them. I went to Books & Pages and they had Mocking Jay in the kids edition but not Catching Fire, which obviously is no help. They said the adult editions were coming in sometime next week so I gave them my number. Just in case there was any hope of actually getting a copy I called the Library where they said the council has one of each but they both happen to be in different towns. Now I’m waiting for two different sources to call me some time next week so I can actually read Catching Fire. This is why I want to live in the fucking city.

I’m going to have to avoid Tumblr because I already read something I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED TO KNOW. Since I was planning on reading all night I guess I’ll just have to play fallout.

ive been to other states but not outside the U.S. so youll be adding Texas to your list, how awesome!

Asked by mr-e

I will be one day, I have family in America. In New York and Chicago. I’ll travel all around the U.S at some stage just not sure when. I’m only 19 and I want to wait till I’m 21.

m-ousey:

skinnylittlebitchess:

infected-soul:

haha yesss ! 

hahaha

ahahaha omgbahahaha so so bad at math.

have you ever been anywhere outside your country?

Asked by mr-e

I sure have. I’ve been to Tahiti, New York and New Jersey. Have you been anywhere?

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